1997 I remember sitting on top of a tower block in bow and carl had that look in his eye he seized me screaming we should throw ourselves off together I had to knock him out and drag him down,
`there`s nothing in this world for us` he`D say, `let`s shoot each other`.
`lets shoot this shit up at the same time an drown in all eternity

no carl, it`ll be grand, lets keep going
i love you I love you so much
lets keep going
`yeah lets keep going forever peter, til the very end`
yeah til the end



FRIENDS ONLY. COMMENT TO BE ADDED.




...unless I've already requested you to do so.

[Poll #1794839]



EEUUUUUUGGGH that answer about A Taste For Love is meant to say "can someone get Starkid in on that shit as well" I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO EDIT THE POLL AND I ALREADY HAD TO DELETE ONE AND START OVER. STARKID. THE MISSING WORD IS STARKID. THE ONLY WORD I SAY ANYMORE IS STARKID.


Oh and to be clear, the question about RM vs MM - I meant who, at gunpoint, would you rather have relations with. Not who you would shoot with a gun. It follows on from the dating question above. Though if you want to point a gun at either of them, that's cool. Just, you know, to scare them into being less shit.
cookiedough: (Placebo - Double Squee)
So, Glee is happening.

My opinions can be found here:

http://www.hypable.com/podcasts/glee-chat/

http://controllist.blogspot.com/

Unless they're totally personal and histrionic, in which case they'll be here and locked.

All in all, pretty happy though. Hummelberry and Blaintana FOREVER. Klaine... we're gonna need to work on.





Your face, Blaine.

A couple of people asked what I wrote/said in my application for Hypable, so w/e, here:

First stage (written):

Loving this show is like an abusive relationship. I always want to break up with it but never can, it keeps winning me back. It is so problematic - SO problematic, it has some really major issues both behind the scenes and onscreen - but I will never give it up because the reason that I care about these issues is because I'm so invested. I've been there since close to the start and been watching the fandom since then as well, I know all the news, all the dramas, all the actors and all the canon of the show. I think I would make a good addition to a Glee podcast because even though I rant about it, and sometimes things that happen make me want to shake Ryan Murphy by the shoulders for being a petty child or making things up as he goes along - I deeply love it and appreciate what it has done, how it's bigger than the sum of its parts - how it has reached so many people whom may have not ever been exposed to these ideas and tolerance. It's also done such an amazing job with characters, creating real traits that make you want to know more, about such a large cast. I love all the cast as well, all the actors. So basically I would be a voice that can look objectively and be critical of this show's issues, but never hateful because of how much true love and loyalty I have for it. I'm also a huge and old Starkid fan so know how that whole world crosses over, including what goes on in the fandom. Also, I am Australian and have a funny voice.

My favorite characters are Santana, Blaine, Puck and Rachel. Santana and Puck, I think, have had the best and most realistic development over the course of the show - I have loved seeing them becoming exposed and becoming loyal to ND. Santana particularly, I think Brad is playing a real long game with her story and I think it's the best. Rachel is sometimes my ultimate favorite but it depends who's writing - Ian really backpedals her character and makes her awful and unsympathetic for humor value, and it's not fair because she has had extraordinary growth and healing, and he regresses her. As a great Tweet I saw once said "I hear Glee's written by a team of 3 people. I'd love if one day they could meet each other!" - sometimes I very much agree with that. However, I am very excited for season 3, especially with the new writers and the idea of actually having a proper team and a long story arc and Marti Noxon, who knows how to run a show... I have high hopes.

Kurt used to be my favorite but I'm kind of pissed off at him, based on end of s2 and rumors about s3. I actually resent myself for resenting him right now.


Second stage(audio): http://www.mediafire.com/?5bf6j6nxtlpevwf - the questions asked for us to respond to were what we DON'T like, what we'd change, and to analyse a character who wasn't one of the ones chosen as our favorite in previous application. I talked about Kurt and why I'm pissed at him.
cookiedough: (Bob The Builder)



This is perfection.

*cough*

Aug. 16th, 2011 06:04 pm
Or Fired.

Woman: So I heard you've gone to the dark side, and started seeing one of your students.
Man: What? No! Fuck that! She's cute, but I'm not doing shit, not so recently after my girlfriend started acting paranoid. Anyway, all I did was lend her a book.
Woman: What book did you lend?
Man: Good Omens.
Woman, after pause: Boy, you're gonna get burned.

--Mott St

Overheard by: neongensis


via Overheard in New York, Aug 15, 2011
Livejournal; meet Tom Ballard.






For you non-Australians or those who don't know me and Leo well - Tom is a 21 year old Australian comedian and breakfast radio host of Triple J, our "alternative" station. He is my favorite stand-up comedian aside from Simon Amstell, and his comedy consists of much the same stylings - very painful, self-deprecating personal experience that kind of make you want to cry even though you're laughing uncontrollably. Leo and I see nearly all of his Sydney gigs, including the free warm-up/workshopping trial shows he does at this pub in the Inner West every now and then. We're both nuts about him, but he is an absolutely huge presence for Leo - something about him speaks to her soul, he is her absolute number one human being on this planet. I'm also quite emotionally attached to him.

Basically, he's a gay vegetarian law-school drop out from a country town, and he has an amazing social conscious. I don't know if I've ever seen an entertainer so actively conscious, but he is always commentating various issues - usually gay, animal rights, but general humanitarian stuff - and it's not part of any of his jobs, he's just strongly opinionated and gets into fights/debates on Twitter all the time and shit like that. He is fiercely, fiercely intelligent, which comes across in his comedy as well, but it is at the point now where I am like: you. You are what I want the public to know about Gen Y. You are who I want to represent me. I want - if he wanted to, of course - I want him to go into full-on journalism or even politics himself.





The above video is something he filmed and posted today - addressing an opinion piece written in the Daily Telegraph (one of our papers, mildly better than the Mail) about an Australian senator who is having a baby with her partner - they're both women. The piece basically goes on to say about how it's become taboo to be supportive of a heteronormative family, touches on the London riots being a product of a fatherless society - and compares the damaged home lives of people like that to people raised by a gay couple - and oh, it just gets worse and worse.

Just watch what he does with it. This isn't "for" anything, it's just because he was pissed off, but is now spreading pretty fast around Australian social media.

This is who I want fighting in my corner.


(p.s. it is ridiculous - RIDICULOUS - that his douchebag ex is literally the face of Gen Y in Australia and is stupidly famous for it, and yet he is 1000x more worthy)



One of the greatest scenes ever put on television.




Utter, UTTER highlight of today - possibly no moment of the con will top this. I hope someone got the WHOLE thing on video [eta: ehhh slightly longer version below], like from the moment he came up to the mic (that's the fans-asking-questions mic) and was like 'can I just say something, this is my first ever comic con and I just wanted to say something' and they were being all 'questions at the end, sir' - I knew it was him. But this is most of it, and oh my GOD I actually wept.

This kid is one of my people, he's someone who right off the bat, from first seeing him, I have seen as very... real... like 'that's not a run of the mill celebrity' and oh jesus fuck this killed me. This person filmed the screen, but we were like, right, RIGHT near where he actually was and his fucking face, you guys, and his hyperventilating, I thought he was going to have a breakdown.

And this movie is going to rock. Hopefully the whole panel goes up online because him and Emma were also adorable - and Andrew got super intense and emotional again - during it... but this, oh, this. It didn't feel like a cheap gag or anything - I mean, it was clearly set up, but it was so very, very sincere. GARFIELD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.


10:45-11:45 Oh, You Sexy Geek!— Does displaying the sexiness of fangirls benefit or demean them? When geek girls show off, are they liberating themselves or pandering to men? Do some "fake fangirls" blend sex appeal with nerdiness just to appeal to the growing geek/nerd market, or is that question itself unfair? And what's up with all the Slave Leias? Action flick chick Katrina Hill (ActionFlickChick.com) asks Bonnie Burton (Grrl.com), Adrianne Curry (America's Next Top Model), Clare Grant (Team Unicorn, "G33k & G4m3r Girls"), Kiala Kazebee (Nerdist.com), Clare Kramer (Buffy the Vampire Slayer), Nerdy Bird - Jill Pantozzi ("Has Boobs, Reads Comics"), Jennifer K. Stuller (Ink-Stained Amazons, GeekGirlCon) and Chris Gore (G4TV's Attack of the Show!) [+++ SURPRISE SETH GREEN] to discuss whether fans can be sexy and geeky at the same time -- and if they should!

12:00-1:00 Putting the "Epic" in Epic Fantasy: Writing to Excite!— A selection of classic fantasy authors discuss how to tell stories that are "epic" in both senses of the word. Panelists include George R. R. Martin (A Game of Thrones), Brandon Sanderson (The Way of Kings), Patrick Rothfuss (The Name of the Wind), Christopher Paolini (The Inheritance Cycle), Peter Orullian (The Unremembered), K. J. Taylor (The Fallen Moon series), and Kevin J. Anderson (Terra Incognita). Moderated by Michael Spradlin (The Youngest Templar series).

1:15-2:15 Books vs. Graphic Novels and Comics— Writers often dabble with various forms of art as an outlet for their creativity. In this panel, authors discuss the process and collaboration involved in publishing a graphic novel versus a novel, as well as the role comic books play in the creation of their characters and story arcs. Panelists Christopher Moore and Ian Corson (The Griff), Jim Butcher (The Harry Dresden series), Tom Sniegoski (The Fallen series), Amber Benson (The Calliope Reaper Jones novels), and Matthew Holms (Babymouse, Squish) talk about the differences and similarities with moderator David Mariotte of Mysterious Galaxy.

2:30-3:30 The Character of Music with BMI and White Bear PR— Composer and executive producer teams discuss the dynamics of music in film and television. Dan Licht and Sara Colleton (Dexter), Jeremy Zuckerman, Benjamin Wynn, and Bryan Konietzko, Michael Dante DiMartino (Avatar the Last Airbender), and Noah Sorota and Mark Verheiden (Falling Skies) discuss their working relationship, how music plays a character in their stories, and the intense process of scoring their projects. Moderated by BMI's director of film & TV Relations Anne Cecere.

4:00-5:00 No Damsels in Distress Here— Female voices in sci-fi and fantasy create kick-ass heroines. Danger just might be these girls' middle name. But no amount of bad guys can keep these ladies from doing what's right. Whether standing up for friends and family, or just plain kicking some ass, these girls don't shy away from a fight. Damsels on the panel include Marie Lu (Legend), Kathy Reichs (Bones & Virals series), Chloe Neill (Chicagoland Vampires series), Jeanne Stein (The Anna Strong Chronicles), Merrie deStefano (Feast: Harvest of Dreams), Carrie Vaughn (Kitty Norville series), Seanan McGuire (The October Daye series), and Sherrilyn Kenyon (Dark Hunter novels). Moderated by Maryelizabeth Hart of Mysterious Galaxy.

5:00-6:00 Harry Potter Fandom Panel— The final Harry Potter film is in theaters now -- how many times have you seen it? How many times have you read the books, written or read fanfic, checked out fanart, macros, fanfilms, musicals, and vids, listened to Wrock, played Quidditch or watched a game, or participated in the terrific projects organized by the HP Alliance? Have you visited Pottermore, the Wizarding World of Harry Potter, or the traveling Harry Potter Exhibition? Where has the Harry Potter fandom been, and where are they flying to next? Melissa Anelli (The Leaky-Cauldron.org, Harry - A History), Kathryn Mudgway (International Quidditch Association), Joey Richter ("Ron" in A Very Potter Musical/Sequel), Andrew Sims (Mugglenet, Hypable.com), Andrew Slack (TheHPAlliance.org, Imagine Better), and moderator Heidi Tandy (FictionAlley, Ascendio2012/HPEF) [++++ SURPRISE JASON ISAACS] discuss all this and more.



Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I'M FEELING VERY VERKLEMPT.


Also can we talk about this for a second -

"I'll admit that it's all in my head, but who says it can't be real?"

"Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?"


"the needs of the many bugs, they outweigh the few"

Don't grieve, Admiral. It is logical. The needs of the many outweigh...
...the needs of the few...
...Or the one.



That's not even FAIR.



I just feel the need to remind you that this:



is the promising,brightly-shining future of the entertainment industry. Just because this Twitpic never gets old.
Alright, internet. Do we have to talk about this again? Do we really have to talk about "protecting the people in the public eye whom you care about when privileged to private moments" thing? Because this should not be that difficult to understand.

Fucking fangirls and fucking Tumblr. )

Fucking get it right, people. If you really care about someone, don't treat everything they do as "fair game."
Are you guys aware that there is a boy currently living in my house? He is very very very cute and very very very funny but he does not understand the functionality of a bath mat - like, literally, he thought it was there to mop up the floor sometimes if you got it too wet - and I may kill him very dead.

I have a long draft post I gave up trying to finish tonight about many feelings, about my Dad being particularly difficult, my older brother who is visiting with his partner and kids and how they need to not leave/I may go to stay with them in Israel for a while, and about the Justin Bieber movie.

I will finish it later, I just need some advice.

24th - 30th June, the Glee London O2 arena dates. I will be getting accommodation in London for the week. I'm at a point where, while I don't LIKE spending that much money, I can afford it, and it will be worth it for the privacy and convenience. I usually stay in hostels, I have no issue with that usually but I know that week is going to probably be difficult and stressful for me and I will need to decompress.

The options I'm looking at right now are a small twin room in a little hotel in Bayswater, right near Whiteleys, or a double room at the Travelodge in Docklands, near the venue.

I can not fucking decide which would be better.

Travelodge - I like the anonymity, I can have people easily come and go from the room and no one will care. It's near the venue which means I can just go back there straight away after the shows if I want to, and it's near Jo's so I can go over to her house. It's also near the East End, Isle of Dogs and the old East India Docks, and I wanted to get to know this part of London. However I don't really know the area, and if I am not doing well, I do not just want to mope around the venue. Also, if I want to go out in London after the shows, I have no idea how to get from Camden to Docklands drunk at 2am.

Bayswater - I love, love, love West London, like, barely anywhere makes me happier, so the area itself would be a joy. However, the hotel may not be quality, it might be fine but it is a small privately run place which will probably be quite shabby and not in any way anonymous, the people would become familiar and notice me bringing people in and out. It wouldn't be TOO hard to get back on the Tube directly after the show, from O2, but not if I wanted to lurk the stage door or something, which I am as yet undecided on. It would be easy for me to get to from anywhere in Central London though, could do it in my sleep. But I am not sure the hotel itself will give me what I need. I could make it work, but I really do like anonymous faceless places a lot better.


More than anything I wish the dorms at the London School of Economics let out in June. Katrina and I stayed there at the High Holborn branch last August, after the Libertines shows (needed a private room for much the same reasons) and it was perfect. Also had the BEST free buffet breakfast of any place I've ever stayed. Seriously. But they're not available.


Anyway - the price for these two options is the same, so at the moment we're thinking about which would be a better LOCATION option. Depending on where/what state I end up in at nights, what I might need to do/where I might race to/what state I'll be in during the day... I SERIOUSLY don't know what to choose. Please advise. What would you do?

And I should add - anyone attending the Glee tour, or just hanging in London in general, I will be craving company though I may be in a bit of a messy state. I want sleep-overs - anyone who wants to crash in London, wherever I end up choosing - is free to share the room. I should have space for at least one other person (in the Bayswater room) or up to four in a Travelodge with their couch bed things. I won't make you to pay like half the room rate or anything, if you could chuck me a tenner per night that would be nice but I really just need support.


Oh, happy birthday, me? All I want is a TARDIS. Please provide. Oh, and Prince Zuko. Cool. Thanks.
Glee. Oh, Glee. Oh, Blaine.

2.16 - Original Song )
"then there was The Screaming Girl.

good lord.

this girl was screaming.
i’m not exaggerating, and the poor folks who were surrounding her in the front row can vouch for me: this was screaming.
blood-curdling, spastic, ear-covering, painful, call-the-cops fucking screaming.
and she wasn’t waiting for songs to stop to merge her screaming with the cheering of the audience.
she was just. screaming. all. the. time.

it was really fucked up.

i couldn’t tell WHAT she was screaming for a while, and i could see the discontent in the folks around her, but my audience usually self-polices.
a person screaming like that usually gets told to shut up enough times by the adjacent crowd that they settle down out of sheer embarrassment.
only rarely do i have to call them out. and even when i do, i try to just use humor to make them shut up.

so i addressed her, and asked if she could please keep it down a little, and yes i loved her too, but maybe we could talk with each other after the show about how much we loved each other or whatever, but she just kept screaming. and she wouldn’t listen to me when i talked to her, she was too far gone. and it was WHAT she was screaming, that was what killed me.

I FUCKING LOOOOOOVE YOU AMANDA!!!! AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I FUCKING LOVE IT WHEN YOOOOOU SIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!!!!
I FUCKING FUCKING LOVE YOU. AGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAGAGAGAHAGAAHAHGAGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and so on.

let me try to describe how it feels to be screamed at by someone that they “FUCKING LOVE YOU” when this person is a few feet from your face, and they will not listen to you talk to them.

it’s honestly one of the loneliest feelings in the whole world."



-------------------------

This. This is what I wish I could say to, hold up a sign saying, or tattoo on the face of, the majority of most fangirls. Not just ones literally screaming at shows. Take that last statement further. Take it as a metaphor. There are so many people in so many fandoms who just proclaim love for things - for people, but they TREAT them like things - they don't know how to fucking handle themselves, don't know how to just consider the artist, actor, whatever, as a person, the idea that they might hear you, see you, actually ever receive or be aware of anything you send out into the universe.

People like that, they're fangirling their own ideas, or what they get out of it, rather than truly caring about the other person at all - it means they barely consider them human.


And I think that truly loving something - or someone - is a lot more than just loving what you get out of it.


Relief is overwhelming and palpable.

Can't believe I am still tracking you down after six years. And that you still leave out the breadcrumbs.
Welcome, my friends, to my review of what was officially the worst, and to me, most offensive episode of Glee so far.

Blame it on Ian Brennan. )
Miss Amanda put this on her blog the other day and as it is all extremely true, I thought my dear non-Aussies might like to appreciate some idiosyncrasies of my land.

12 Brief Notes on Australian Customs

1. they love to shorten shit. “arvo” means afternoon. “convo” means conversation. “brekkie” means breakfast. therefore: “let’s have a late brekkie or a convo this arvo” is an actual email you can get from a journalist. 

2. “bogans” are a cross between british chavs and american hillybilly jocks/rednecks. an extremely intoxicated bogan approached me in a bar last night and said “AT LEAZ I DUN PAINT MY EYEBROWS ON” to which i replied, somewhat mournfully, that my eyebrows were not painted on, they like this when i was born. then he got really shocked, quiet and ashamed. after he was ejected from the bar by the bouncer for being too drunk and bogan. i told his girlfreind to make sure to tell him - when he was sober - that i’d been lying; unlike lady gaga, i was not born this way, they are painted. i hope she sends the memo. 

3. australians have been shyly coming out of the woodwork one by one to tell me that they, too, hate vegemite. i’ve given them A VOICE. I SERVE A PURPOSE.

4. do not drink VB. it is their equivalent of horse piss. in budweiser.

5. when ordering a coffee, order a “STRONG FLAT WHITE”. that is a café au lait with actual flavor to you and me, russ. a flat white is just an espresso with lots and lots of milk in it.

6. when referring to touring, “regional” does not mean “regional”. “regional” means “international”. this is confusing. 

7. “prawns”. not “shrimp”, ever.

8. “glassing” is what bogans do to each other for sport. it involves breaking a beer bottle (preferably VB) and ripping open someone’s face with it. bless.

9. everybody Actually Loves triple j, the nationally syndicated alt-radio station. we do not have this in america - the very concept of one-nation-united-under-a-single-alt-channel died with MTV.

10. everybody pretends to hate the new zealanders, but actually don’t really care.

11. they really are obsessed with BBQ. everybody does it. all the time.

12. under no circumstances say “fanny pack”. really. they’ll just double over with laughter. it literally translates to “vagina bag”. their alternative, “bum bag”, sounds fucking ludicrous to me, but there you go.

----


I really do love Vegemite though.

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